Consumer Sex Reports

The holidays are upon us, and finding the perfect present for that special lady in your life can be daunting. If you’re tired of the old, clichéd standbys - jewelery and perfume - why not spice up your Christmas morning with this deliciously naughty stocking stuffer? The Candy Cane glass dildo is one gift that’ll keep on giving - and you know exactly what I mean.

Measuring 8″ tall and packaged in a classy blue plush velvet bag, the Candy Cane can be warmed or heated for a variety of pleasurable experiences. If you’ve been looking for a unique gift that also indulges your sinful side, congratulations. Your search is over.

Available for a limited time at TooTimid; priced at $42.95 (I found this same product on another site for a ridiculous $115, so HUGE savings here). Enjoy!

I’ve received a few questions requesting that I post my own personal favorite sex toy; I’ll oblige somewhat by directing you to the Jolie by Natural Contours and the review that incited me to buy it.

I have just found my newest favorite pocket-sized clitoral stimulator! Made my Natural Contours - the Jolie mini-stimulator is the hottest thing since….well Angelina Jolie! This extremely compact, waterproof, personal stimulator is so wonderful for your alone time or for enahancement and stimulation during intercourse!

My first run with this toy was solo (hey, a girl has got to know what she is getting into) - so I slipped into the bathroom, washed the toy, inserted the 1AA battery (not included), took down my pants and panties, sat on the side of the tub and went to work. This toy is SUPER QUIET - you could use it anywhere. I turned on the toy (there is only one level of vibration - BOOMING) and began teasing myself with it.

It fit PERFECTLY between my lips and when placed on my clit I felt the orgasm building as soon as I placed it there! I teased myself for what I thought was a long time - but then I gave in to temptation and let the orgasm writhe over me! It was fantastic! 5 minutes or less for a mind-blowing orgasm!

That night I decided to use it during sex as well. While my hubby had my legs spread wide thrusting himself wildly into me - I reached over and placed JOLIE lovingly on my clit ready for the explosions to happen! With my hubby thrusting inside me and the stimulation - I had back to back, mindblowing orgasms!

This is every woman’s must have toy! If you have been looking for a bullet or egg sized stimulator - please get this one! It is waterproof as well, so you can use it for some under the water splishing and slashing - and believe me - I will be! My hubby was impressed with how unobtrusive this toy was during our lovemaking - and really packed a powerful punch for me!

So, let me tell you - if you want personalized, petite pleasure - get the JOLIE - everyone should have something so simple that does SO much!

I was completely sold by that review and ordered it immediately. I wasn’t disappointed at all - the Jolie truly is a wonderful creation, I can’t recommend it enough. The Jolie would definitely make a great stocking stuffer for yourself or the woman in your life. Furthermore, if you decide to buy it, there’s no better place to order from than TooTimid - their prices are great, they ship quickly & discreetly, and ordering from them even once will make sure you’re first in line for all the freebies and giveaways they’re constantly handing out. Put it this way: they’re now pretty much my go-to place for adult toys and goodies. Get on the boat, son!

This is a waterproof bullet with a velvet touch coating. Features a simple push button activation. Batteries are included. You will be send a color at random.

Let’s get back to the basics. After last week’s dual climaxer give-away, we wanted to get back to an item that we know everyone would appreciate. Please remember we only have a limited quantity of these items in stock. You only have to pay the normal shipping and handling fee.

…and we’re back.I’m on TooTimid’s mailing list, after buying the delightful Jolie a few months back. It seems that they do constant freebie promotions, so instead of just keeping all the goodies to myself, I’m going to post them all here & share the love! So read on for the current promotion…

• Free Light-up Dual Bullet ($19.95 value)
  This Dual Bullet offers powerful, multi-speed vibrations from a simple twist of the hand-held controller/battery pack. It’s waterproof, versatile and unique. This bullet vibe offers lots of options! There are TWO different bullets; one is smooth and discreet, the other bullet is covered in tiny bumps for added stimulation. They are both easily controlled by the hand-held controller. Perfect for couples, or even solo play for vaginal, clitoral and even anal stimulation! These double bullets are a staple for any collection - even a new one. Increase the vibrations - and the bullets light up!

Click here to get your free Dual Bullet - and enjoy!

Online sex toy retailer TooTimid.com is offering a whole load of free stuff this month, so if you’re in the market for sex toys, lubes, DVDs, or anything at all in the sex accessories genre, you should probably take advantage of these promotions:

• Free Vibrating Bunny Bullet - This vibrating bullet is shaped like a cute little bunny - complete with buzzing ears that will find their way right to your clitoris or any other spot you desire! The adjustable, multi-speed, hand-held controller allows you to find the vibrations that best meet your needs, so you’re in total control.
• $5 Erotic Gifts - DVDs, vibes, handcuffs, games, arousal cremes, even a vibe that goes on your keychain… all for $5 or less.

Of course, you can browse the entire website for a lot more deals & awesome prices on top-notch sex accessories, but those three are the ones I thought were the coolest. So go ahead and indulge yourself!